thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

no and now i know why

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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

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beersforfears:

a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place

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theniftyfifties:

Audrey Hepburn

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enlione:

beesmygod:

heartnotbrain:

nadeneandsimone:

shappeyhappy:

weepingrockrock:

surrexi:

thedailywhat:

LMFAO Cover of the Day: After months of rearranging, 18-year-old Noah finally figured out how best to cover LMFAO’s “Sexy & I Know It” — and his rendition has just been named the day’s trending video by NBC’s Today show. You can almost see him blushing as he shares his big news with fans on Facebook and Twitter. Pretty obvious what’s going on here — Noah’s sexy and he doesn’t know it.

[hypervocal]

 #I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT I LIKE IT

This may be the greatest cover of anything ever.

that was amazing!

I am in love. 

hahaha holy shit this rules

now THATS a cover

wat

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This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.

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eccentricpacifist:

monkofblood:

dean-a-ling-a-ling:

veraciouslymendacious:

emilianadarling:

Oh. My. God.

How long did this take someone to make????

#do they even have crime in canada

Oh.

Yes.

This is good.

MC look

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sublimesublemon:

mementom0ri:

dontblowmyhorn:

perilously:

so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks

what WHY

THIS IS MY FUCKING YEARBOOK

THIS IS MY SCHOOL

I LAUGHED SO HARD.

why can’t i have this

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

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